averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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mockingjalie:

so are we going to talk about the fact that they made katniss look like she is actually 17

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memebuscemi:

memebuscemi:

apparantly soulja boy made a song about kony amazing

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shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

scifuck:

WHAT

prettyinpwn:


Alright, before you say, “Ugh, that piano’s horrendously out of tune!”….

 Yeah, I know. It’s a 102-year-old Estey Upright (it was built in 1912). It’s still in it’s original state. The real ivory keys are chipped. Some of them don’t work anymore. And even parts of the mahogany exterior have been worn down.

 But because it’s slightly out of tune and it’s really old (AKA it looks cool), I thought playing the Gravity Falls theme on it would add to the more haunting aspects of the melody.

 If there’s enough demand, I can do another video of the theme on the piano in my bedroom (it’s newer and in tip-top shape).

 But for now… GF theme on a 102-year-old piano it is. :D

(also, I’m a novice piano player, so be gentle with the critique)

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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